Space Plane.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 11:55:11 -0400

sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:54:58 -0400

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

alegbra: abstraire: Maddie, The Coonhound the most punk rock...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:51:30 -0400

alegbra:

abstraire:

Maddie, The Coonhound

the most punk rock dog in the world

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Fri, 24 May 2013 11:28:53 -0400

laughingsquid: A Supercut Video of All the Chicken Dances in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:24:28 -0400

laughingsquid:

A Supercut Video of All the Chicken Dances in ‘Arrested Development’

"For things to reveal themselves to us, we need to be ready to abandon our views about them."

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:22:46 -0400

“For things to reveal themselves to us, we need to be ready to abandon our views about them.”

- Thich Nhat Hanh (via lazyyogi)

"I desire the things that will destroy me in the end."

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:21:39 -0400

“I desire the things that will destroy me in the end.”

- Sylvia Plath (via souls-entwined)

iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:19:14 -0400

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

klinklang: despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good like how...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:18:24 -0400

klinklang:

despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good

like

how does it manage to do that

be tasty with no taste

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Fri, 24 May 2013 10:19:41 -0400

gentlemanlymatter: Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:17:45 -0400

gentlemanlymatter:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

best-of-funny: jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store...

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:47:51 -0400

best-of-funny:

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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"Ask her what she craved, and she’d get a little frantic about things like books, the woods, music...."

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:55:02 -0400

““Ask her what she craved, and she’d get a little frantic about things like books, the woods, music. Plants and the seasons. Also freedom. Not being bought and sold by some idiot employer, not having the moments of her days valued in fractions of a dollar by somebody other than herself.””

- Charles Frazier (via aworldofexperiences)

Atheist State Lawmaker Quotes Carl Sagan Instead of Doing Prayer Before House Session

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:54:44 -0400

Atheist State Lawmaker Quotes Carl Sagan Instead of Doing Prayer Before House Session:

mamaatheist:

An atheist state lawmaker tasked with delivering the opening prayer for this afternoon’s session of the House of Representatives asked that people not bow their heads.

Democratic Representative Juan Mendez, of Tempe, instead spoke about his “secular humanist tradition” and even quoted author Carl Sagan.

“Most prayers in this room begin with a request to bow your heads,” Mendez said. “I would like to ask that you not bow your heads. I would like to ask that you take a moment to look around the room at all of the men and women here, in this moment, sharing together this extraordinary experience of being alive and of dedicating ourselves to working toward improving the lives of the people in our state.”

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Thu, 23 May 2013 03:28:45 -0400

best-of-funny: eriridan: eriridan: so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:59:00 -0400

best-of-funny:

eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

thank

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acoustickub: Hemingway and I write alike.

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:57:44 -0400

acoustickub:

Hemingway and I write alike.

warpedesto: do you ever just make a friend and think I am so glad this friend is mine

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:18:11 -0400

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

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